{"id":5296,"date":"2018-07-21T13:29:10","date_gmt":"2018-07-21T18:29:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ecooptimism.com\/?p=5296"},"modified":"2018-07-21T13:29:10","modified_gmt":"2018-07-21T18:29:10","slug":"more-wrongest-product-nominees-from-skymall-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ecooptimism.com\/?p=5296","title":{"rendered":"Wrongest Product Awards nominee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been quite a while since we posted a Wrongest Product Award nomination. Our self-appointed mission to publish positive environmental news has, since you-know-when, become both more important and more difficult, and has pushed the nomination of award recipients to the back burner. But, still, or perhaps even more so, we all need some diversions.<\/p>\n<p>And so a recent &#8211; not tongue-in-cheek, I should note &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/kinjadeals.theinventory.com\/clean-your-knives-with-this-special-6-joseph-joseph-bl-1822961024\">post in Gizmodo<\/a> (a blog that serves up a surprising amount of environmental news) prompted this new nomination.<\/p>\n<p>In our hyper-partisan world, many of us have felt the need to sharpen our knives. I&#8217;m speaking metaphorically, of course. But sharp knives &#8211; the real kind, not merely for verbal jousting &#8211; can, obviously,\u00a0 be dangerous to users. That must be the impetus for this product: the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Joseph-85105-BladeBrush-Cutlery-Non-Slip\/dp\/B01I6UGYS2\/?tag=kinjadeals-20&amp;ascsubtag=bc14c3379a1bb8b346461d5ebcf5a5638f806af1&amp;rawdata=%5Br%7C(direct)%5Bt%7Clink%5Bp%7C1822961024%5Ba%7CB01I6UGYS2%5Bau%7C5876237249237193038%5Bb%7Ctheinventory\">JosephJoseph 8515 Blade Brush Knife and Cutlery Cleaner Brush<\/a>. (Yes, it has &#8220;Joseph&#8221; and &#8220;brush&#8221; twice in its name. Just to make sure, I guess.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ecooptimism.com\/?attachment_id=5301\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5301\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5301\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/ecooptimism.com\/?attachment_id=5301\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/ecooptimism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/knife_brush.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"300,207\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"knife_brush\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/ecooptimism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/knife_brush-300x207.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/ecooptimism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/knife_brush.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5301\" src=\"http:\/\/ecooptimism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/knife_brush.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"207\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/ecooptimism.com\/?attachment_id=5304\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5304\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5304\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/ecooptimism.com\/?attachment_id=5304\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/ecooptimism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/knife_brush3.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"300,253\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"knife_brush3\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/ecooptimism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/knife_brush3-300x253.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/ecooptimism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/knife_brush3.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5304\" src=\"http:\/\/ecooptimism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/knife_brush3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"253\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As I see it, this falls in the same category as egg slicers and bagel slicers. You can do the same job perfectly well without accessory gadgets. (Is an accessory gadget akin to an accessory to a crime?) I slide a sponge &#8211; or a rag if you&#8217;re being more eco &#8211; along the knife with the edge pointed away and my fingers safely away from the edge. No problem.<\/p>\n<p>On the flip side, I have to mention that, for reasons I still haven&#8217;t quite figured out, we were recently given a hand-me-down hamburger patty maker and, yes, it actually does do a better job than my two cupped hands can. Maybe it&#8217;s significant that the people who gave it to us also have a bagel slicer.<\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\nThe <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/ecooptimism.com\/?page_id=693\"><em>Wrongest Product Awards<\/em><\/a><em> will go to those products (and their designers) that embody the least amount of redeeming value while incurring the use of unnecessary, often gratuitous, materials or energy.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>How is this relevant to EcoOptimism, you might ask? 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